Barack Obama Charsimatic Welfare Fund
The latest buzz is all about the freshman Senator's bid for the White House and his pre-empting Hillary as the Democratic Presidential nominee in 2008. No doubt there are real concerns in the Democratic party over Hilliary's electability.
The Spyglass Chronicle
"So who would have thought that Hillary would have met her match two years before the primary?? Sen. Obama’s comment on Tim Russert’s Face the Nation that he has changed his mind about running for President in 2008 should not have been a surprise as Democrats are feeling their oats in anticipation of a landslide victory in a few weeks. We suspect that there will be no shortage of photo ops with Sen. Obama in the coming weeks."
The Spyglass Chronicle
"So who would have thought that Hillary would have met her match two years before the primary?? Sen. Obama’s comment on Tim Russert’s Face the Nation that he has changed his mind about running for President in 2008 should not have been a surprise as Democrats are feeling their oats in anticipation of a landslide victory in a few weeks. We suspect that there will be no shortage of photo ops with Sen. Obama in the coming weeks."
(2006-10-23) — Sen. Barack Obama, the presumptive 2008 Democrat presidential nominee came under attack today from his own party when Democrats in the Senate introduced a bill that would force him to share his abundant charisma with his colleagues. “Democrats never like to see an uneven distribution of the good things of life,” said one senate aide who helped to write the legislation. “Sen. Obama has more than his fair share of charisma, while so many senate Democrats go without. It’s not right for so much charm and personality to be in the hands of so few.” Under the terms of the measure, Sen. Obama’s charisma would be redistributed “to each Democrat senator according to his need.” -- Scott Ott/ScrappleFaceScott Ott doesn't pull any punches does he? If we sound a bit jaded it's only because American politics has now degenerated into nothing more than a corporate marketing campaign. Have you seen Hillary Clinton in the media recently? She looks like she has spent a small fortune on botox and mud pack facials!! Not a crevice or crow's foot to be had, just like a baby's behind! And Condi Rice. We wonder if Condi will also be closing her political fashion gap (no dental puns intended) since she has already made real progress with her hairdresser recently. We still wish she would shit can those striped jump suits of hers!
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