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Wednesday, February 09, 2005

Air Head Quote of the Day

CAUTION: Genius at work !




"'What is the name of the memory book you just got me? It's a book about memorizing. It's a memory book. And it's awesome.' -- Actress CARMEN ELECTRA to her male companion when asked by the New York Daily News what book she was reading."



That was an actual honest to God quote from the sexy hot bod . We suspect her memory was first damaged in her formative years when she was learning to adjust her training bra and could not remember just quite how to put it on.



"It's a memory book... it's awesome !" I'm sure the guy she was with doesn't give a rat's ass if she couldn't remember her own first name as long as he got some free time on those ski slopes!

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