Gitmo Horror Could Spark Muslim Brutality

And from the pen of Scott Ott... more brilliant satire on the juxtaposition of Gitmo "human rights" violations and the the human rights violations of the peaceful and so wrongfully misunderstood insurgents - excuse me - freedom fighters.

Clinton: Gitmo Horror Could Spark Muslim Brutality
by Scott Ott

(2005-06-20) -- Former President Bill Clinton today said that if the scandal-plagued terrorist detention facility at Guantanamo Bay isn't 'cleaned up or closed down' then insurgents in Iraq may resort to killing Iraqis, and could even begin attacking U.S. troops.

'If the United States gets a reputation in the Muslim world of mistreating terrorist prisoners,' said Mr. Clinton, 'It could unleash what sociologists call 'the righteous brutality of the oppressed' among the normally-peaceful followers of Islam.'

The former president said the backlash could include, 'bombings, kidnappings and even beheadings. That's the kind of future we may face unless we atone for the sins of Gitmo.'"

Yes let's atone and take a cat of nine tail to our backs over Gitmo. (Please, I hope you folks can still spot satire when you see it. I still get email from a nut who can't tell the difference.)