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Friday, June 03, 2005

Jackson Lawyer Finishes Closing Arguments

(SANTA MARIA, Calif.) Jun 3, 2005 — The family accusing Michael Jackson of child molestation is trying to pull off 'the biggest con of their careers,' Jackson's attorney told jurors Friday as he wrapped up his closing argument.

Attorney Thomas Mesereau Jr. finished his two-day closing hours after Jackson again visited a hospital for undisclosed reasons. Jackson made it to court, and the case, which could land him in prison for years if convicted, was expected to go to the jury by day's end.

'Ladies and gentlemen, it only takes one lie under oath to throw this case out of court,' Mesereau told the panel of eight women and four men. 'You can't count all the lies under oath by (the accuser's family). How many does it take to let you know this case is a fraud?'" More...
Jackson left the courtroom today looking like he saw a ghost!! Pale white face even paler than usual! We'd recommend his family should have him on a suicide watch! He looked like he was going to pass out from fear as he waled out of the courthouse. A vast contrast to his first day dancing on top of the hood of an SUV !!!

by ZZ Staff | 6/03/2005 04:07:00 PM | | Link | | | AddThis Social Bookmark Button AddThis Feed Button

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