One Blonde's Year in Review

[Hat Tip: Meggit]

January
- Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February
- Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels....."duh".....bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!
March
- Got excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said "2-4 years!"
April
- Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out!!!
May
- Tried to make Kool-Aid.....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!
June
- Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.
July
- Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
August
- Got locked out of car in rain storm.....car swamped, because top was down.
September
- The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???
October
- Hate M &M's.....they are so hard to peel.
November
- Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.....instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!!
December
- Couldn't call 911....."duh".....there's no "eleven" button on the phone!!!

What a year!!