The Lighter Side of Life

A teacher was doing a study testing the senses of first graders, using a
bowl of lifesavers.

The children began to say:
"Red...........cherry,"
"Yellow.........lemon,"
"Green.........lime,"
"Orange.........orange,"

Finally the teacher gave them all honey lifesavers.

After eating them none of the children could identify the taste.

"Well," he said, "I'll give you all a clue. It's what your mother may
sometimes call your father.

"One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled: "Oh
My God!!!! They're butt holes!"