Sen. Clinton Solves Illegal Immigration Crisis

Some pointed satire from Scott Ott on the current debate over Legal/Illegal Immigration. The political winds are blowing at a catagory 4 working on a 5. Both parties are freaked over this issue!!!

March 27, 2006
Sen. Clinton Solves Illegal Immigration Crisis
by Scott Ott

(2006-03-27) — After a House-passed illegal immigration bill sparked massive protest rallies in Los Angeles and elsewhere over the weekend, Senator Hillary Clinton today introduced legislation that would grant all illegal aliens a new, “less judgmental” status.

“My plan will help pre-legal Americans escape the unfair stigma that’s placed on them just because they broke the law,” said Sen. Clinton, who last week criticized the House bill which she said “would literally criminalize the Good Samaritan and probably even Jesus himself.”

Sen. Clinton, wearing her ‘WWJD?’ bracelet (the acronym means What Would Jesus Do?), said her bill would make it a felony for employers or border patrol agents to discriminate against people who have not yet been granted immunity or guest worker status. --- Scott Ott / ScrappleFace