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Tuesday, July 11, 2006

Aborted Satire Gone Haywire

A pro-life blogger rants about a horrific article written by a girl who is thrilled to be having an abortion. That sounds really horrible until you see the story is from The Onion. That the article was satire was completely missed by the blogger. Some of the comments posted are hilarious. --- [Hat tip: frodriz]

From The Onion:

I know, I know, I've heard all the arguments: Abortion stops a beating heart. It's a child, not a choice. Every life is precious.

Well, I don't care what the pro-lifers say... I am totally psyched for this abortion!Like I said, my decision to terminate my pregnancy isn't for lack of hearing the opposing view. I'm exposed to pro-life messages all the time—on billboards, in magazines and on television. And I certainly didn't miss that angry crowd of picketers shouting at me as I was happily skipping to the women's health clinic to make the appointment for my big day. Those pro-life activists made it pretty clear that, unlike me, they actually think abortion is bad and to be avoided. Are they nuts? Abortion is the best!

As I pushed my way through the crowd, one of the picketers yelled, "How could you do this? How could you kill a child?" What? It's more like, "How could I wait this long?" It wasn't until now that I was lucky enough to be pregnant with a child I had no means to support. I tell you, for a long time, I thought it would never happen to me! More from The Onion Article

From the Blogger "Pete" in response to a satirical piece! LOL :

Miss Weber, you have killed your child, which you admit is a baby/human being, intentionally. That does make you an admitted murderer. I'm not going to "condemn you to hell", I'm going to pray for your forgiveness and for the suffering which you will endure when you realize what you have done. Every baby you see from that moment on is going to wake you up to the realization that you killed your child....

Speak out against abortion. Don't just complain about it. Join the Monthly Call for Life at MonthlyCallForLife.com. We call, email and/or march to let our representatives know that we will not stop until they stop the killing of innocent human beings! Read more from "Pete"...

Over 590+ comments to the fact that Pete thought the article serious! From the look of his site he is a newbie and is getting slammed!!! He is probably trying to figure out how to turn comments off !!! If you go over there, give him a break!

You have to read some of the comments on this blogger's site!!! I would suspect he would like to crawl under a rock about now. Some of the comments are hillarious. ROTFL

Folks... it's good to know that SATIRE is STILL ALIVE and WELL..... it has not been aborted yet! Regardless of where you stand on this hot topic, the reaction to this screw up was hysterical. You gotta love cyberspace. The "read more" below are the comments to his post!!! LOL.

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