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Sunday, July 23, 2006

Ahmadinejad Warns Israel Time to Pack Up and Go

Iranian President Ahmadinejad warned that Israel triggered their own extinction by attacking Lebanon. Ahmadinejad warned Israel to pack up its belongings and leave the Middle East before being caught up in the storm they created -- (Preferably Alaska)

He made these remarks while addressing the while addressing the 23rd nationwide meeting of heads of education bureaus.

"The Zionist regime's attack on Lebanon was a pre-planned scheme to save the regime.

"The usurper Zionists thought attack on Lebanon will create a new atmosphere for them in the region.

"They (the Zionists) have committed a big mistake," said Ahmadinejad. More... -- Islamic Republic News Agency