Pelosi Declares Bush - Cheney Pardon Premature
(2006-11-09 -- Satire) At a post-luncheon news conference outside the White House today, Speaker-elect Nancy Pelosi, D-CA, said talk of pardoning President George Bush or Vice President Dick Cheney was “premature.”
“Let’s not get ahead of ourselves,” said Rep. Pelosi, who as House Speaker would stand third in the presidential succession line. “There are no specific charges or articles of impeachment at this point, and so it’s silly to speak of pardoning them.”
“Let’s not be too hasty for emotional closure,” the California Democrat added. “Our long national nightmare has only just begun.”" -- by satrist Scott Ott
“Let’s not get ahead of ourselves,” said Rep. Pelosi, who as House Speaker would stand third in the presidential succession line. “There are no specific charges or articles of impeachment at this point, and so it’s silly to speak of pardoning them.”
“Let’s not be too hasty for emotional closure,” the California Democrat added. “Our long national nightmare has only just begun.”" -- by satrist Scott Ott
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