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Thursday, February 12, 2004

Michael Jackson Faces Cash Crisis

Michael Jackson Faces Cash Crisis
I suspect Mr. Jackson should have sold tickets to the party he had at Never Land after his arraignment. He is millions of dollars in debt even though his family denies it. The prognosis for Mr. Jackson's financial future cannot be very promising. Maybe sister Janet will make a loan since we are all fairly certain she will be a major attraction once the recent hoopla dies down over her mammary exposure.

Talk about dysfunctional families...... Dangling babies and nipple jewlery for the public to ponder! Roof dancing on top of SUVs in front of courthouses! What's next ? One can only imagine!

by ZZ Staff | 2/12/2004 06:08:00 PM | | Link | | | AddThis Social Bookmark Button AddThis Feed Button

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