Streetwise Guide to Conquering the Universe

Streetwise guide to conquering the universe A short encounter with space travel of a very different kind.

Taking over the universe and stroking your own ego are mutually exclusive goals, that's why the guys who've come out ahead have all, at one point, given it. That's right, sweet-cakes, the world is a dirty, dingy place. Flowers are sex organs, birds are violent descendants of dinosaurs, and honey is just bee vomit. You want polite? Read a fairy tale, sister, because the real world does not brush under its fingernails and it does not starch its collar. More...