UN Pre-Bukes Bush

Once again Scott Ott sticks it to the boys over at the U.N. with his usual insightful satire. We suspect that Howard Dean is not far behind on this one.

"(2005-02-10) -- The United Nations Security Council, in the wake of North Korea's admission that it has nuclear weapons, has passed a resolution 'pre-buking' the Bush administration for whatever action it might take against the communist dictatorship.

'When we learned of nuclear weapons in the Democratic People's Republic of Korea (DPRK), we immediately feared a U.S. response,' said Secretary-General Kofi Annan. 'By pre-buking the U.S., the Security Council demonstrates solidarity with the future victims of the American military occupation.'

Meanwhile, Democrats in Congress have introduced a resolution condemning President George Bush in advance for 'misleading us into conflict with North Korea simply because it's a nuclear-equipped Stalinist regime which has threatened to turn America into a lake of fire.'" - Scott Ott

Hmmm... Food for thought. - zzb