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Tuesday, September 07, 2004

Statement from Sen. Clinton and Chelsea Clinton

"Chelsea and I thank God and the incredible medical team and staff here at New York Presbyterian Hospital for taking such good care of my husband. Bill, Chelsea and I stayed up pretty late last night talking, playing games and just being with each other. These past few days have been quite an emotional roller-coaster for us. As so many families know, open-heart surgery, though increasingly common, is a very serious procedure. That is why we are so grateful to the people of this hospital and so many others around the country and the world who have been giving us their prayers and support. The president's optimism and faith will carry him through the difficult weeks and months ahead. Of that we have no doubt. But we welcome your continued prayers and we are so deeply thankful for the good news that we've received today.'" --- from Drudge Report

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