Breaking News: President Clinton Has Been Hospitalized !

By Zardoz Z. Bachman

Breaking news is unfolding that President Clinton has a few hours ago been admitted to Columbia Presbyterian Hospital in NYC for Quadruple Bypass Surgery. Details are unclear as to the severity of his reported chest pains late yesterday. More updates as they occur over the wires... It is unclear if either President Bush or John Kerry are aware of the news at this time and no reaction from either candidates have been given as of yet.