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Saturday, August 19, 2006

Ford Recalls All SUVs Built Between 1996-2000

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Ford Recalls All SUVs Built Between 1996-2000

DETROIT — Ford Motor Company is fondly recalling all of the SUVs that helped it turn a healthy profit during the second half of the 1990s due to a cruise control malfunction that can ignite the steering column. Executives for the American automaker, which has been struggling lately with net operating losses and a surplus of inventory, were both nostalgic and melancholy when discussing the vehicles during a conference call yesterday with financial analysts.