Iran, Israel and China: Weapons for Peaceful Purposes Only

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Iran Sends IEDs to Iraq for Peaceful Purposes

Israel Deploys Space Umbrella while China Begins Space Sanitation Cleanup

It's clear that the world misunderstands the intentions of the Iranian government just as much as the world misunderstands President Bush. Scott Ott provides a deeper insight into the true motives of the peace loving Iranian President, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, in cited the article below.

Also... In a related announcement, Israel has explained that it's recent launching of an anti-ballistic missle test system over the weekend was purely for "experimental" purposes to deploy a "Space Umbrella" that will protect it's citizens from any stray debris re-entering the earth's atmosphere from the recent Chinese test of their SSD, "Space Sanitation Device". It's heartwarming to learn that the Chinese government has felt compelled to do it's part to promote world peace by eliminating a defunct weather satellite in the interest of "space sanitation".

A high ranking Chinese official when asked about the launch said, "It's time we did our share and pitched in to help clean up the environment." (Al Gore move over!)


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(2007-02-12) — Mahmoud Ahmadinejad today confirmed U.S. allegations that high-ranking Iranian officials provide Shiite militias in Iraq with armor-piercing explosives, however, Iran’s president said the devices are for peaceful purposes only.

“No one can deny the right of the Iranian people to develop technology that improves our lives,” said Mr. Ahmadinejad. “Although we cannot control how our Iraqi customers use our products, we make these armor-piercing devices to generate energy.”

The Iranian leader noted that the devices are “especially useful for bringing light to confined dark places, like the inside of an Abrams tank or Humvee, as well as for providing a plentiful source of instant heat.”

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