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Monday, March 05, 2007

Hillary Promises Health Care Reform

Scott Ott covers the Hillary Clinton comments today regarding the conditions at Walter Reed Army Hospital. It seems to have renewed her interest in Universal Health Care... OMG
(2007-03-05) — Democrat presidential contender Sen. Hillary Clinton today decried the allegedly poor conditions, stifling bureaucracy and negligent care at Walter Reed Army Medical Center and throughout the VA healthcare system, but added, “Just think how bad it would be if it weren’t a government run system.”

As military patients and their spouses testified before a Senate panel about vermin-infested, moldy rooms, neglect and miles of red tape, Sen. Clinton told reporters, “This crisis serves only to highlight our desperate need for a tax-funded, government-managed universal healthcare system for all Americans.”

“When I’m president,” she said, “I’ll give the average American the same excellent quality of care we now provide for our nation’s heroes…but without the rats, mold and bureaucracy. I’ll sign legislation outlawing that kind of inefficiency, mismanagement and public employee apathy.” -- as reported by Scott Ott / ScrappleFace


by ZZ Staff | 3/05/2007 10:41:00 PM | | Link | | | AddThis Social Bookmark Button AddThis Feed Button

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