Free Paris Hilton

It's rumored poor baby Paris Hilton is working on doing a deal for a reality TV show from behind bars. We suspect producers are busy fitting her jail cell now for the video cam. Watching her getting slammed in the slammer in real time might actually break all previous Neilson ratings. Who knows there might even be a Networked Cable 24x7 Webcam coverage of her doing time on HDTV Satellite CHANNEL699. Who has a good title for the first season??