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Monday, February 16, 2004

Intergalactic Sobriety

By Zardoz Z. Bachman

A new galaxy that may have helped awaken the universe | csmonitor.com -- from Christian Science Monitor

Just to keep our worldly events in perspective, consider for a moment that as you read this, humanity, the self proclaimed "intelligent" life form on this planet, has been uncovering incredible, sobering and humbling knowledge of our universe at a magnitude and pace never before achieved in the history of man! This is of course ironically being accomplished, quietly, while our world media is pre-occupied with Janet Jackson, her nutty brother Michael, and all of the antics of the US and Global political process - not to mention world hunger, terrorism, A-Rod, Nascar, and who is doing what, to whom, and where on any particular reality show on any particular evening !


Witness THE most distant galaxy in the universe CURRENTLY known to man uncovered this past week.

Most Distant Galaxy


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