Fox to Air O.J. Simpson Christmas Special

(NEW YORK SATIRE) Seeking to fill the timeslot left vacant by their decision not to air an interview with OJ Simpson, Fox Broadcasting has announced they will instead air a new Christmas special hosted by OJ. If I Celebrated It will take a hypothetical look at how OJ would spend his time were he to observe the Christian holiday.


'We understand now that people don't want to watch OJ talk about the murders,' said Fox CEO Rupert Murdoch. 'But who doesn't want to watch OJ carve up a nice turkey for Christmas dinner? Only heathens, that's who.'


Heathens, and perhaps the rest of the Fox News on-air staff. On their shows following this latest announcement, Greta Van Susteren, Geraldo Rivera and Bill O'Reilly all continued to rail against Fox's choice of programming."

In addition to OJ himself, the 90-minute live special also guest stars former NFL star Rae Carruth, actor Robert Blake, and Cher. According to a cut sheet obtained by CAP News, OJ will sing a duet with Cher entitled, Walking In A Bloody Wonderland: More...

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