Recent Onion Poll: LT. Come Home !!

THE WAR IN IRAQ: Celebrating Four Years of Winning?
Public Wants Troops Home:
According to a recent poll, 52 percent of Americans want to withdraw troops from Iraq within the next 12 months. What does the man and woman on the street think?

James Pelletier, Linguistics Professor "Sure, they say that now, but just wait until the troops have been back for a few weeks."

Allison Roberts, Systems Analyst "That's intriguing, because 52 percent of me wants U.S. troops out of Iraq, too. Is the poll also, like me, 38 percent in support of the war and 10 percent unsure?"

Ryan Heffernan, Chief Operations Officer "Ridiculous. I, for one, support our efforts in Iraq, and so do the other gentlemen on the board of Trans-American Cheap Pine Box, Inc."

Hat tip: The Onion.... stop by their site and take a load off... It's "hard work" winning...!!

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