Bush Asks For a Quickie

(WASHINGTON - Satire) Dick Cheney and George W. Bush were having breakfast together in the White House dining room. An attractive house waitress asks Cheney what he would like, and he replies, "I'd like a bowl of oatmeal and some fruit."

"And what can I get for you, Mr. President?"

George W. replies with his trademark wink and slight grin, "How about a quickie this morning?"

"Why, Mr. President!" the waitress exclaims, "How rude! You're starting to act like President Clinton, and you've only been in your second term of office for little over a year!"

As the waitress storms away, Cheney with a sheepish grin, leans over to Bush and whispers "It's pronounced 'quiche'
--- Hat Tip: megitt33

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